A muffin and a sneeze

Awake from my long slumber I become aware my dream is over.

My reality hits, my eyes are red, my throat raw, body aches, I don’t want to get up.

I manage to drag myself out of bed and turn on the light, blinding..

I sit to regain my composure.

But I force myself to the kitchen, I must eat something even though I don’t feel like it.

Too lazy to cook, I grab a muffin lying on the kitchen table and make a pot of coffee.

Coffee is finally made, I have my muffin, i’m ready to start my day.

I savor the first bite of my muffin but something is wrong. I feel my face scrunch up, my eyes tear up, uh oh, I know what this is, how can I stop it?

I try to contain this incoming explosion from my sinuses but I know this is a losing battle. It’s only a matter of time.

Finally the battle is lost, I let out a loud ahhhhhhhhhhhhh chooooooooooooo!!

My coffee cup falls shattering on the floors, hot coffee spills on my leg. My eaten muffin piece hit s the wall and my eyes are too wet to see.

Stupid fucking allegires, ruined my morning. Again. Thanks guys…

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